Dustbusters and the Hoolix of Doom
I took my computer outside today along with a can of compressed air. The resulting dust cloud was amazing. Within 5 minutes of doing this I had a call from the US Government demanding that I desist from nuclear testing. I explained everything.
They insist on sending in UN inspectors. I told them that the property belongs to Ellesmere Port and Neston Borough Council and they will have to arrange things through them.
This should keep them busy for 12 months as the council couldn’t find its arse with both hands, a mirror and a book entitled “Finding Your Arse with Both Hands and a Mirror For Dummies.” Plenty of time to hide my weapons grade dust in the neighbours compost heap.
- May 10, 06:04 PM by mung
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