Mummy's Instructions

Mummy is NOT for climbing on. (23rd Feb 2008)
Mummy is NOT for jumping on OR pestering before 10am. (12th April 2008)
In the event that Mummy is woken up before 10am, she is not for bouncing on, kicking or throwing books at, even lovingly. (26th November 2008)

Wifey's Instructions.

1. turn on kettle, with approx 1 pint water inside.
2 grind approx three tablespoons of coffee beans
3. put coffee grounds in clean cafetiere
4.pour on boiling water
5.allow to steep for 5 mins
6. push down lid of cafetier and pour black liquid into a large mug
7. add some cows milk and 2 tsp of sugar
8 call wifey and bring coffee to her.
9 sit down and enjoy your coffee, from remainders of black liquid in cafetiere.

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